i googled pussy snorkel
i got a pussy snorkel
oh my god.
WHYYY WERE YOU GOOGLING PUSSY SNORKEL
WHY. WERE. YOU. GOOGLING. PUSSY. SNORKEL.
We can’t have nice things EVER…Including dead things.
The woman is believed to have used the human bones for sexual gratification. The evidence that the prosecution presented to the press on Tuesday included two CDs labelled “My necrophilia” and “My first experience” which contained a number of document files and pictures.
However, a psychological evaluation of the woman shows that she is not mentally ill, at least not in any legal sense of the term.
“Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull,” Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local.
“We claim it’s her, but she claims it’s someone else and that she found the pictures on the internet”.
The prosecutor believes the woman is “fascinated” with death.
“She has a lot of photos of morgues and chapels, and documents about how to have sex with recently deceased and otherwise dead people,” Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local.
“You have to ask yourself why she would have those pictures”
She has them because she’s creepy…That’s why.
The platypus is believed to be the the earliest relative of modern mammals. Recent research leads scientists to believe early Platypuses initially evolved some 112 million years ago, well before the extinction of the dinosaurs.
This is probably one of the best things ever to appear on my dashboard.
“We Are Never, Ever Getting Into Leather”— a Taylor Swift parody by the creator of the Jiz series on YouTube
I feel wrong for laughing at this
But yet it feels sooo right.
The question was not “Should you eat human flesh?” says one historian, but, “What sort of flesh should you eat?”
I love these pieces,
This is not to say that we have moved on from using one human body to heal another. Blood transfusions, organ transplants and skin grafts are all examples of a modern form of medicine from the body. At their best, these practices are just as rich in poetic possibility as the mummies found in Donne and Shakespeare, as blood and body parts are given freely from one human to another.
Shintaro Kago - Iwa and Izaemon
I don’t even know exactly what to say about this…