Never forget that this was an actual TV show.

thatsnothowitworks:

wtf

I don’t know what is going on, but I’m okay with it.

thatsnothowitworks:

wtf

I don’t know what is going on, but I’m okay with it.

fantasticallyweirdshit:

 
A range of child restraints that trap youngsters to prevent them from moving has appeared in toy stores in Brazil.The brightly coloured collection includes the Baby Trap Chair; a high chair with wrist and ankle manacles with the tagline ‘The end of suffering at meal times’. The Happy Heavy Ball is a simple ball and chain for the ankle, albeit coloured bright orange and with a smiley face on the ball. It claims ‘No more running around the house’. And the Lovely Straight Jacket, which is exactly as described and suits both tearaway boys and girls, offers to ‘keep your children’s hands away from your home’s beautiful and expensive decoration’.

fantasticallyweirdshit:

 

A range of child restraints that trap youngsters to prevent them from moving has appeared in toy stores in Brazil.The brightly coloured collection includes the Baby Trap Chair; a high chair with wrist and ankle manacles with the tagline ‘The end of suffering at meal times’. The Happy Heavy Ball is a simple ball and chain for the ankle, albeit coloured bright orange and with a smiley face on the ball. It claims ‘No more running around the house’. And the Lovely Straight Jacket, which is exactly as described and suits both tearaway boys and girls, offers to ‘keep your children’s hands away from your home’s beautiful and expensive decoration’.

eatmashimaro:

found a children’s book about butts today

It appears to be a Japanese children’s book about butts. Including a world where everything is butts.

Somehow, this makes sense.

Never forget.

Fuck Dora, Caillou!

jacksonpollockisdead:

rcmclachlan:

Say what you will about the porn industry—they don’t waste any time.

image

JFC

That was quick.

the-yolocaust:

deviantart truly is a life changing website

*confused, horrified stare*

fantasticallyweirdshit:

DATA FLOW

Why???? WHY?!

fantasticallyweirdshit:

DATA FLOW

Why???? WHY?!

un-gendered:

only-sound:

buttlid:

porygons:

hentaiviewer666:

i googled pussy snorkel
i got a pussy snorkel

What

oh my god.

WHYYY WERE YOU GOOGLING PUSSY SNORKEL 

WHY. WERE. YOU. GOOGLING. PUSSY. SNORKEL.

un-gendered:

only-sound:

buttlid:

porygons:

hentaiviewer666:

i googled pussy snorkel

i got a pussy snorkel

What

oh my god.

WHYYY WERE YOU GOOGLING PUSSY SNORKEL 

WHY. WERE. YOU. GOOGLING. PUSSY. SNORKEL.

fantasticallyweirdshit:

 
Uh…Okay?
Well, after watching Dumplings last night, I guess this is the American version?

Uh…Okay?

Well, after watching Dumplings last night, I guess this is the American version?

We can’t have nice things EVER…Including dead things.


The woman is believed to have used the human bones for sexual gratification. The evidence that the prosecution presented to the press on Tuesday included two CDs labelled “My necrophilia” and “My first experience” which contained a number of document files and pictures.

However, a psychological evaluation of the woman shows that she is not mentally ill, at least not in any legal sense of the term. 

"Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull," Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local. 

"We claim it’s her, but she claims it’s someone else and that she found the pictures on the internet".

The prosecutor believes the woman is “fascinated” with death.

"She has a lot of photos of morgues and chapels, and documents about how to have sex with recently deceased and otherwise dead people," Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local.

"You have to ask yourself why she would have those pictures"



She has them because she’s creepy…That’s why.

buzzfeed:

People write strange and horrible things on bathroom walls.

I have ideas now…

buzzfeed:

People write strange and horrible things on bathroom walls.

I have ideas now…

ofpaperandponies:

drueisms:

The platypus is believed to be the the earliest relative of modern mammals. Recent research leads scientists to believe early Platypuses initially evolved some 112 million years ago, well before the extinction of the dinosaurs.

EPIC WADDLE

This is probably one of the best things ever to appear on my dashboard.

ofpaperandponies:

drueisms:

The platypus is believed to be the the earliest relative of modern mammals. Recent research leads scientists to believe early Platypuses initially evolved some 112 million years ago, well before the extinction of the dinosaurs.

EPIC WADDLE

This is probably one of the best things ever to appear on my dashboard.