Sharing Purell with Howard Hughes
Souvenirs only reminded you of buying them.
Excerpt from David Berman’s poem “Governors on Sominex” from his book, Actual Air (via letterswapwithm)

I first heard ‘South of Heaven’ somewhere around 2002 and, like most of my most significant music discoveries, it came to me via the college radio station where I volunteered, WUOG in Athens, Ga. One late-night DJ had an affinity for ridiculously over-the-top power metal like Blind Guardian and Rhapsody and willfully ignored the then-burgeoning, slow-moving post-metal scene stemming from Isis and . But one night, the opening clarion call to “South of Heaven” rang from my dorm room, sounding like one of the records I’d listened to in a year-long classical phase as a kid. On top of it squealed harmonics that bent like hot iron, ponderous and foreboding. I barely let the song reach the chorus before I called the station.

‘WHAT. IS. THIS?’

‘Really?’

‘Yes, really.’

‘It’s Slayer.’ Click. The exasperated expletive was implied.

Lars Gotrich on the late Jeff Hanneman, the Slayer guitarist who channeled darkness into the sound of a band that exemplifies pain (via nprmusic)

Rest in Metal, Jeff.

nevver:

― Graham Greene, The End of the Affair

My religious beliefs in a nutshell.

nevver:

― Graham Greene, The End of the Affair

My religious beliefs in a nutshell.

majincrew:

shawte:

wow

STUPID WET

SEXY TALK.

majincrew:

shawte:

wow

STUPID WET

SEXY TALK.

I mean, I understand how a girl can fuck another girl. I don’t understand how a girl can fuck a skull…
My friend Bradley while we were discussing a news story about a woman who hoarded skeletons (especially skulls) for sexual purposes.
She acts like she’s twenty-five because she uses tampons.

Sally Draper, Mad Men

Absolutely the best line from last night’s premiere. 

(via tinychildreningrownupclothes)

bbook:

I come from a family of Communist nudists. I was allowed to do or not do what I liked. My parents were not interested in whether I went to school or got drunk on white wine.

The 10 Most Delightful Quotes from Lars von Trier

You magnificent, bat-shit crazy Danish bastard…

6 best quotes from our interview with Charlie Watts

guardianmusic:

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1. On the Rolling Stones playing Glastonbury

“I don’t want to do it. Everyone else does. I don’t like playing outdoors, and I certainly don’t like festivals.”

2. On the Stones’ 1969 Hyde Park concert

“My wife got hit with a stale sandwich.”

3 On Hyde Park 1969 being “the height of the hippy thing”

“Altamont was more hippy than that, I thought.”

4. On hippies, generally

“I wasn’t a great one for the philosophy and I thought the clothes were horrendous.”

5. On his favourite Stones song

“God, I don’t really have one to be honest, I don’t really listen to them that much.”

6. On the prospect of retirement

“If this goes on for another two years, I’ll be 73. But I say that at the end of every tour. And then you have two weeks off and your wife says, ‘Aren’t you going to work?’”

Read the whole interview here

Love him.

buzzfeed:

We’ll see you at the movies, Roger.

Before I broke my neck, I couldn’t read very well. I just wasn’t a good reader. I was too fidgety or something, right? So after I broke my neck I found a new kind of a stillness, you know, out of necessity because I fucking broke my fucking neck, you know.
Vic Chesnutt (via idiot-drug-hive)
I will lick an Indian ass before I lick a white boy ass ANYDAY. They clean ass.
A friend
I love pizza so much, I can’t decide whether to eat it or suck it off.
Troy, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil
themixster:

make it simple, but significant.-Don Draper

themixster:

make it simple, but significant.

-Don Draper

Obviously this isn’t Heaven, because Janis Joplin isn’t giving me a rimjob.
Sterling Archer to Imaginary James Mason