buzzfeed:

You definitely check out our new favorite tumblr, Bad Kids Jokes.

buzzfeed:

You definitely check out our new favorite tumblr, Bad Kids Jokes.

gloomgaze:

still my favourite comic

gloomgaze:

still my favourite comic

Win or lose, things will be on fire tonight in Baltimore.
The difference will be if it is happy burning or angry burning. Oh Baltimore, you so cray and scary…

fantasticallyweirdshit:

 

John Waters and his burning cop car pillow.  Made for him by his mother.

I want him to be my uncle. And I want that pillow.

guardian:

Dramatic pictures of five young children and their grandmother huddled together under a jetty in the Tasmanian town of Dunalley were captured by their grandfather Tim Holmes as the family took shelter from Australia’s wildfires in the water to escape the flames. The family was forced to stay in the water for several hours as homes around them were razed to the ground. The pictures, taken on 4 January have just been released. Click on the image for more
Photograph: Tim Holmes/AP

Damn, dude…

guardian:

Dramatic pictures of five young children and their grandmother huddled together under a jetty in the Tasmanian town of Dunalley were captured by their grandfather Tim Holmes as the family took shelter from Australia’s wildfires in the water to escape the flames. The family was forced to stay in the water for several hours as homes around them were razed to the ground. The pictures, taken on 4 January have just been released. Click on the image for more

Photograph: Tim Holmes/AP

Damn, dude…

funkymudslide:

Josh and Sam build a fire.

With expected results. You know, you could totally just take scenes like this and have the entire show as a comedy.

The line that I will always remember is, “I’ll just put this over here…With the rest of the fire”.

buzzfeed:

Fire tornadoes are real and terrifying.

FUCKING AWESOME. That would be a badass way to die…Albeit absolutely horrifying.

theatlantic:

In Focus: The Royal Family Meets the Olympic Flame 

These are begging for caption contests. [Images: AP]

The Queen seems really eager about the fire…Too eager.

Guys, the Queen is one of us! The Queen is a pyro!

And there was also an interview…Where they did the entire thing in-character.
Someone trusted them with fire.

And there was also an interview…Where they did the entire thing in-character.

Someone trusted them with fire.

nevver:

What I will do
hatboy:

Fire Exclamation Mark
This was one of the best comedies ever. Too bad season 5 was cancelled. Bleghh…
Context: http://youtu.be/1EBfxjSFAxQ

The only times I’ve ever watched this show are with Rupert and Elias (which is what I’m going with calling her for now, since I made Rupert Rupert. I like pseudonyms, okay?!).  One of the episodes happened to be this one.

hatboy:

Fire Exclamation Mark

This was one of the best comedies ever. Too bad season 5 was cancelled. Bleghh…

Context: http://youtu.be/1EBfxjSFAxQ

The only times I’ve ever watched this show are with Rupert and Elias (which is what I’m going with calling her for now, since I made Rupert Rupert. I like pseudonyms, okay?!).  One of the episodes happened to be this one.

merylwasrobbed:

Films in 2012

#65: Dante’s Peak (1997) — Directed by Roger Donaldson

I liked it more than Volcano. I also liked that Linda Hamilton was an earlier Sarah Palin— hot mom of young children being the mayor of a small town in the Northwest.

Films I have seen more times than anyone should: Dante’s Peak.

I’m going to tell you all right now that I have an unapologetic love of the crop of 70’s disaster films and 90’s disaster films that all seem to have come out within a few years of each other.  JAMES BOND AND THAT LADY FROM TERMINATOR VERSUS A GODDAMN VOLCANO.

If I owned this, I would have to try really hard not to go to the nearest CVS or 7-11 to get Cheez-Its everytime I used it…Or order to prevent myself from chewing on it.

If I owned this, I would have to try really hard not to go to the nearest CVS or 7-11 to get Cheez-Its everytime I used it…Or order to prevent myself from chewing on it.

motherjones:

26-year-old Sarah Barnes’s alleged response to allegedly burning down the fifth oldest tree in the world—a 3,500-year-old, 118-foot-tall bald cypress—while (allegedly) on meth. Barnes is allegedly from Florida.

Also, Snooki might be pregnant. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.