I’d drink whatever this is.

I’d drink whatever this is.

historical-nonfiction:

Giles Garnier was a French hermit, who became a cannibal after he married to feed his wife. And he was convicted and executed for being a werewolf. He said a “spectre” gave him a lotion that would make him into a wolf. We know all this because the trial records recorded his “confession” to prove he was indeed a werewolf. A judge and a bunch of lawyers fell hook, line, and sinker when a serial murderer said he was a werewolf visited by ghosts. In 1574!

easilyhumored:

it’s so nice that my cousin is offering 2 gourmet dishes as well as 3 different types of people for dinner at her wedding


Yum.

easilyhumored:

it’s so nice that my cousin is offering 2 gourmet dishes as well as 3 different types of people for dinner at her wedding

Yum.

channelate:

Extra panel.

nevver:

Poorly drawn lines

THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH EATING PEOPLE, I AM AN INDIVIDUAL.

the-pietriarchy:

You see that Billy? There’s a little baby in mommy’s tummy. Your mom is a cannibal Billy. When the cops show up tell them that you know nothing or you’re next.

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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nevver:

Don’t Hesitate

I like the fact that I already had a tag for rabies.

nevver:

Don’t Hesitate

I like the fact that I already had a tag for rabies.

Hi.

nevver:

Step one: get a good grip on the neck frill, How to eat a Triceratops

Storing this in my mind for latter…Because after that last time I tried to eat one…

The comments explain my life.
misanthropyforeveryone:

sspirate:

tf2maelgwyn:

liverquiver:

maybe i would eat that baby you don’t know my life

Im game…

i dunno that baby up there looks pretty delicious 

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I’d totally eat that baby, it’s prepackaged and everything

The comments explain my life.

misanthropyforeveryone:

sspirate:

tf2maelgwyn:

liverquiver:

maybe i would eat that baby you don’t know my life

Im game…

i dunno that baby up there looks pretty delicious 

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  2. I’d totally eat that baby, it’s prepackaged and everything
helenofdestroy:


Thousands of pills filled with powdered human baby flesh discovered by customs officials in South KoreaRead more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html#ixzz27E4KqTBM 

“The grim trade is being run from China where corrupt medical staff are said to be tipping off medical companies when babies are aborted or delivered still-born. 
The tiny corpses are then bought, stored in household refrigerators in homes of those involved in the trade before they are removed and taken to clinics where they are placed in medical drying microwaves.
Once the skin is tinder dry, it is pummelled into powder and then processed into capsules along with herbs to disguise the true ingredients from health investigators and customs officers.”

Time again to utilize my “baby-eating” tag…Because I am a terrible, terrible person. BUT THIS IS ACTUAL NEWS (from May of this year, but whatever)!

helenofdestroy:

Thousands of pills filled with powdered human baby flesh discovered by customs officials in South Korea

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html#ixzz27E4KqTBM 

The grim trade is being run from China where corrupt medical staff are said to be tipping off medical companies when babies are aborted or delivered still-born. 

The tiny corpses are then bought, stored in household refrigerators in homes of those involved in the trade before they are removed and taken to clinics where they are placed in medical drying microwaves.

Once the skin is tinder dry, it is pummelled into powder and then processed into capsules along with herbs to disguise the true ingredients from health investigators and customs officers.”

Time again to utilize my “baby-eating” tag…Because I am a terrible, terrible person. BUT THIS IS ACTUAL NEWS (from May of this year, but whatever)!

Sorry for the Dewey posts the last couple of days.
Actually, I’m not sorry at all.

Sorry for the Dewey posts the last couple of days.

Actually, I’m not sorry at all.