Sharing Purell with Howard Hughes

An ill-advised decision, Pam…

Buuuuuuurrrrrnnnnn.

And this is why Cheryl is the one you need you be most afraid of.

jolly-rogers:

Archer — Best of Cheryl Tunt

If you ever needed substantial proof that Cheryl is completely insane (other than her weird sexual stuff…Like the choking).

Some season 1 Cheryl goodness/weirdness.

Good story.

Jesus, Pam…

QUEEN OF MARS.

Oh my god, Cheryl.

You poor, poor man…No one should ever have to go through that.

Obviously this isn’t Heaven, because Janis Joplin isn’t giving me a rimjob.
Sterling Archer to Imaginary James Mason