Sharing Purell with Howard Hughes
bbook:

Hello, you’ve reached the winter of our discontent.

bbook:

Hello, you’ve reached the winter of our discontent.

This is how I feel every single time I go shopping for clothes…Except replace “dress” with “pants” and “shirts”. WHY DOES EVERYTHING THAT I WANT TO WEAR HAVE TO BE SLIM FIT/FITTED?! I CAN’T WEAR THAT SHIT.

This is how I feel every single time I go shopping for clothes…Except replace “dress” with “pants” and “shirts”. WHY DOES EVERYTHING THAT I WANT TO WEAR HAVE TO BE SLIM FIT/FITTED?! I CAN’T WEAR THAT SHIT.

I want to be in this car.

I want to be in this car.

I still think my crush on 90’s Janeane Garofalo is perfectly logical.

Janeane and Winona in Reality Bites.

I would totally go back in time to the 90’s and date both of them…Or at the very least just be friends with them.

Janeane and Winona in Reality Bites.

I would totally go back in time to the 90’s and date both of them…Or at the very least just be friends with them.

amyohconnor:

Janeane Garofalo, New York Magazine, 1995

Fact: I’ve had an awkward crush on Janeane Garofalo since I was 14. I saw her live in Baltimore in 10th grade.
If I could go back in time, I would totally date 90’s Janeane Garofalo and we’d have a drunken, extremely neurotic, bleak relationship. BUT IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. Dear god, it would be a 90’s version of Annie Hall.

amyohconnor:

Janeane Garofalo, New York Magazine, 1995

Fact: I’ve had an awkward crush on Janeane Garofalo since I was 14. I saw her live in Baltimore in 10th grade.

If I could go back in time, I would totally date 90’s Janeane Garofalo and we’d have a drunken, extremely neurotic, bleak relationship. BUT IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. Dear god, it would be a 90’s version of Annie Hall.

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thelesbianmafia:

Caught this on the Twitter time line. It’s comedy radio gold.

“Katherine Harris” aka Janeane Garofalo joins Sam (Seder) to recap 2011.

Just listen to it.

And what is the real Katherine Harris doing these days?