Sharing Purell with Howard Hughes
youdontneedfeminism:

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS.
ONLY ROBO-DEXTER AND ROBO-WALT CAN KILL ROBO-DOAKES AND ROBO-GUS. WHONEEDSFEMINISM CANNOT KILL ROBO-YDNF.
Austrian Death Machine - I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyV_1xFODfA

youdontneedfeminism:

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS.

ONLY ROBO-DEXTER AND ROBO-WALT CAN KILL ROBO-DOAKES AND ROBO-GUS. WHONEEDSFEMINISM CANNOT KILL ROBO-YDNF.

Austrian Death Machine - I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyV_1xFODfA

Where is your god now?

Where is your god now?

And let’s not forget that his middle name was Elizabeth…He came from a long line of English queens.
Whatever, you all are just mad that I beat you to a Producers reference.

And let’s not forget that his middle name was Elizabeth…He came from a long line of English queens.

Whatever, you all are just mad that I beat you to a Producers reference.

I’m going to assume that this is from Japan…

If you had the time to do all this, your friend might be dead.
But you already knew that…Because you’re the ones that stole him from the morgue.
Weekend At Bernie’s is not a life guide, people.

If you had the time to do all this, your friend might be dead.

But you already knew that…Because you’re the ones that stole him from the morgue.

Weekend At Bernie’s is not a life guide, people.

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thelesbianmafia:

Caught this on the Twitter time line. It’s comedy radio gold.

“Katherine Harris” aka Janeane Garofalo joins Sam (Seder) to recap 2011.

Just listen to it.

And what is the real Katherine Harris doing these days? 

This is your future.

This is your future.

Don’t get me started on the addition of Dawn. I want to rip her eyes out and skull-fuck her.
My friend Lacey on the subject of Buffy
ofpaperandponies:

whiskeyonsunday:

tlyudacris:

lnternetporn:

isn’t this the same chick that didn’t want to wear her safety goggles in woodshop class


god dayum carol the fuck u doing with yo life

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, CAROL.

it’s not her fault she has syphilis
she couldn’t see the pustulous lesions on her partner because she blinded herself in the chemistry lab

Carol really needs to see a therapist; she keeps putting herself in these situations.

ofpaperandponies:

whiskeyonsunday:

tlyudacris:

lnternetporn:

isn’t this the same chick that didn’t want to wear her safety goggles in woodshop class

god dayum carol the fuck u doing with yo life

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, CAROL.

it’s not her fault she has syphilis

she couldn’t see the pustulous lesions on her partner because she blinded herself in the chemistry lab

Carol really needs to see a therapist; she keeps putting herself in these situations.

giohvanni:

Sharon Needles’ Post-Apocalyptic Couture

I still love the fact that there is a drag queen named Sharon Needles and that she scares the shit out of me.

FACT: A remake of Lassie with Joan Crawford starring as the titular character was scrapped when Joan changed her mind, telling producers that she spent enough time on all fours outside of the studio. An underground version of the film was later shot with a young Grace Kelly. It was only screened at Louis B Mayer’s house.
a-boy-and-his-box:

rynnay:

toastheaven:

disneyfaceswap:

I’m not sorry.

NRRGLRLLHLRLGLGL

HALLOOOOUUU I’MMM NIGEL THORNNNNBURYYY NNHRNH.

ohgod
he’s back

a-boy-and-his-box:

rynnay:

toastheaven:

disneyfaceswap:

I’m not sorry.

NRRGLRLLHLRLGLGL

HALLOOOOUUU I’MMM NIGEL THORNNNNBURYYY NNHRNH.

ohgod

he’s back

I love Sinead.