This chimp is all of us.
why he lick me
don’t want to fall in love
Here’s what some ~actual adult people~ did when asked to label the male and female reproductive organs.
Here are some things that Justin Bieber actually said made into New Yorker cartoons.
Today would have been Ezra’s third birthday.
He was the sweetest little mouse ever, and I will miss him forever. He loved cuddles, missed me when I would go on trips, and liked to meet new people.
the realization that i could tattoo more nipples onto my body is honestly more power than i can handle
- from Scientific American
“Whatever your beliefs, most people would agree that the body left behind when we depart this mortal coil is just a heap of bones and flesh. But what happens to those leftovers? Assuming that nature is left to its own devices, our bodies undergo a fairly standard process of decomposition that can take anywhere from two weeks to two years.”
Written & narrated by Mark Fischetti
Assistant editor: Kathryn Free
Produced, edited & animated by Eric R. Olson
(Source: Scientific American)
I can’t wait to be a tree. Well, actually I CAN wait, but it’s gonna be cool when it happens.
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.
Happy Birthday, Billie Holiday (April 7, 1915 – July 17, 1959)
Man…She’d be 99 today.
DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
THE PIZZA IS MY CANVAS.