This chimp is all of us.

sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me

Gentleman Reg - Wicked Game (Chris Isaak Cover)
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feminesque:

i
don’t want to fall in love
with you

buzzfeed:

Here’s what some ~actual adult people~ did when asked to label the male and female reproductive organs.

Butt.

buzzfeed:

Here are some things that Justin Bieber actually said made into New Yorker cartoons. 

Today would have been Ezra’s third birthday.
He was the sweetest little mouse ever, and I will miss him forever. He loved cuddles, missed me when I would go on trips, and liked to meet new people.

jackaldope:

the realization that i could tattoo more nipples onto my body is honestly more power than i can handle

jtotheizzoe:

theolduvaigorge:

What Happens to Your Body after You Die? [animation]

  • from Scientific American

Whatever your beliefs, most people would agree that the body left behind when we depart this mortal coil is just a heap of bones and flesh. But what happens to those leftovers? Assuming that nature is left to its own devices, our bodies undergo a fairly standard process of decomposition that can take anywhere from two weeks to two years.”


Written & narrated by Mark Fischetti
Assistant editor: Kathryn Free
Produced, edited & animated by Eric R. Olson

(Source: Scientific American)

I can’t wait to be a tree. Well, actually I CAN wait, but it’s gonna be cool when it happens.

Hooray decomposition!

kittypackards:

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.

Happy Birthday, Billie Holiday (April 7, 1915 – July 17, 1959)

Man…She’d be 99 today.

ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

THE PIZZA IS MY CANVAS.

ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

THE PIZZA IS MY CANVAS.